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(Everybody's Favorite) New Band

by MLEMON

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1.
When was the last wonderful war? When was the brightest shooting star? Which brick will be the first to break from the gate? Who will be the last one to be born? Oh Mrs. Jeffreys' got a D-date I hope her rosebush will grow anew And Mrs. Jeannie She’s still got much to do Before the house starts to rot away And the kids keep runnin’ round it for play Well Mr. Thompson wore his suit Til he was too big for his fishing boots And Mr. Michaels He does not want to do A single thing except to play the bells An eternal game of sonic show-and-tell When was the last wonderful war? When was the brightest shooting star? Which brick will be the first to break from the gate? Who will be the last one to be born? Well Mrs. Justin’s got the mail From a loving pen pal too far to see And Mrs. Dylan Will be okay once the dust has cleared In fact she is now feeling quite well Serenaded by the sounds of show-and-tell
2.
I need some WD40 inside my head I need some Vitamin B12s so I can wring out my hands again There ain’t an asylum for you There ain’t even a full moon Don’t rock the lifeboat Fasten your overcoat And reel yourself back Back to bed again Don’t you dream about loose bolts Don’t you turn out the nightlight before Before the sun comes back again I’ve got some neon lights flashing from behind my eyes Doctor I haven’t even been able to let out a sigh or a cry Which one is it for you? Is it one or is it two?
3.
Oh I could drink the sunlight Right out of your eyes And I I ain’t got a place to be Than sittin' underneath this maple tree with you next to me And there’s not a place I’d rather be Than sittin' here with you next to me, ooee And you could spend another night Here on the bright side Oh you, however did you know I’d meet you in the meadow? And I I ain’t got a place to be Than sittin' underneath this maple tree with you next to me And there’s no other I would rather see Than your face smilin' away right next to me, ooee
4.
∞ Fuck this shit ∞
5.
Hush now You’ve heard me before You’ll see me You’ll hear me You’ll know me When the butterflies cry When the butterflies cry When the butterflies cry When the butterflies cry I can't waste a moment I knew this was coming Say goodbye to my family We won't meet again I'll leave my possessions I'll bury my papers I'll throw out my passport I'll pack warmer clothes I'll turn on my flashlight I'll put on my helmet I'll ready my roadmaps I know I won't come back I'll climb up the mountain Yes I'll let it take me I'll lose my direction I'll press on in darkness My legs will not stumble I'm destined to be here I will reach the summit I will meet the truth Oh sweet Mariposa Please bring me closer Feed me on your nectar Let my old self fade away I swear I will find you No I will not falter I will meet the truth And let it embrace me in its wings
6.
Bigsan and Teresh, they took a wrong turn towards the noose Even worse their names made it onto the modern tongue of you Such a sick happy little tune They begged their God to spare them from a fate of infamy Their children’s children’s clans sung forever more through history Sung forever more by you and me After all What a joy, honor and privilege To be the whipping boys of the village And hey What a coincidence Your names are top of the list My dear Bigsan and Teresh Bigsan and Teresh, the thoughtless pawns of muck and mire Pushing and cajoling ever onwards Strolling down a tightrope wire Counting every moment Til the divine trial of fire Nothing but the gifts from God to perform for his tale To slake his colossus bloodthirst Toasting with the holy grail Every hope of goodness at the pearly gates On the river Styx set sail After all What a joy, honor and privilege To be the whipping boys of the village And hey What a coincidence Your names are top of the list My dear Bigsan and Teresh
7.
Bandy-kneed (Well just take my number) With slicked-back hair Crazy-eyed (Well just take my number, honey) In a bedazzled jumpsuit Pigeon-toed (Well just take my number, honey) Slouching back Well I, I knew I could love you Til the stars tore free from the sky (Black holes on the back of a tortoiseshell) But if you (well if you) If you wanna kick back (if you wanna kick back) For all time (for all time) Then so can I (then so can I) Craggy-chinned (Well just take my number) He comes to me Mummified (Well just take my number, honey) Invisible crown Wrinkled skin (Well just take my number, honey) Slouching back Well I, I knew I could love you Til the stars tore free from the sky (Black holes on the back of a tortoiseshell) But if you (well if you) If you wanna kick back (if you wanna kick back) For all time (for all time) Then so can I (then so can I) Then so can I You know they say "if it sounds good to be true, it probably is"? (You don’t say) But sometimes, if it sounds too good to be true, it just means you've got to listen extra close To the terms and conditions that the world is offering you See it happened to me He came to me And no, things have never been the same since I met him I will never forget him, I could never leave him behind He will always be front and center in my mind Like a metronome he helps me keep time And I find, the more I look inside myself That he was me, all along Well no (no no no) It's not God (it's not Buddha) It's Elvis Presley (it's Elvis Presley) The king of kings Well no (no no no) It's not God (it's not Jesus) It's Elvis Presley (it's Elvis Presley) The king of kings Yes - he and me, together we shall be Slouching through eternity
8.
Cool Cats 04:15
Welcome to the afterparty of the Cool Cats parade (oooh yeah) I know it was a long hike gettin’ over here from the red light But it’s time to take it easy now, time to take it real easy I mean I’m seein- I’m seein- A brown suede suit worn by my lil Miss Monae Oh I’m glad you stayed baby, I’m glad you stayed And I could just eat that sequined number off of yah, Monsieur Ace Maybe back at my place, maybe back at my place And of course, of course the lady in the red dress You left me a mess, baby you left me a mess Well only the coolest cats come back to the old stompin’ grounds To party hardy with the realest hounds And oh hey it’s my genre-defying, eye-catching comrade Ceci How good it was for you to come and be with me? And DJ Steves, did yah come to show us some of your fabulous, most groovy, Most groovy parade tracks Cause only the coolest cats ever come back to these ol' stomping grounds To party hardy with the realest hounds And I know baby, I know You're just lookin for a place to let the lights go low… So you lean back and sip on those cosmos And you just let the King sing you a sweet little tune about What it's like to be the king of the jungle Well let me tell you, I gotta hunt night and day… mostly at night And you know I, uh, I prefer they don't see me coming I see them but they don't see me And they don't know it until the last minute When they're in my grasp And it's time to take you down [riotous applause] It's time to take you down It's time to take you down in this undergrounds To party hardy with the realest hounds The realest hounds Can I hear it from the realest hounds on the left? [hounds] Ah you weren't loud enough, nah How about the realest hounds on the right? [hounds] Not loud enough It's time to hear you downtown Downtown with the realest hounds The realest hounds gonna take you down Gonna take you down [hounds] It seems like it's that time, baby It's time to say goodbye baby You just watch those red lights and you'll see me again Waving you down to the after party I'll see you, baby But you won't see me
9.
I would never make a false move The truth is coming quickly, rushing up soon Don’t wake up the false gods Don’t bet on the wrong odds I fell through I’ll break soon Could you come quickly and bring help too Could you disguise your disgust Color up your blues May I say my mantra Cash in on my bets Cause I’m wanted soon Waiting for the movie set I’m burnt through Borrowed and blue
10.
Prismabyss 07:13
I was born in grey And I will live as I may Churning Turning Never blinking In the boiling Birthplace Of every gnashing mouth under the upside down sun Tread tread tread tread Crawl crawl crawl crawl Suck up the last marrow From the very last bone Your dregs drown down To feed the deepest maw I live And I will Boil Breed Sulk In the everlasting deep
11.
Asher: I was driving In a cloud Throwing pieces of my broken mind out the window Endangered sadness I must protect you What would there be left for me If I just washed it away? The sky was white McKinley: I was dreaming We were dancing Feeding all of the angels from our perch up on high TilI woke up and found that Heaven had passed me by (Another paradise that slipped right out of my sight) Come back to me now I'll save our sky somehow Please come back, please come back
12.
Looks like we’re throwing in the towel We did it dirty as our words got louder and louder Now my fist’s in the drywall Never been the one to lose my temper in free fall It shouldn’t be this hard When we’ve come so far Just to fall apart Now after the sun has finally set I’m drivin in my car just to forget that We just needed the right words Now they’re trippin through our heads like they’re in a short skirt It shouldn’t be this hard It shouldn’t be this hard Looks like it’s tug-o-war again (We’ve) been betting on each other without even checking our cards And now the pressure's increasing That’s what we get for gambling on these funny feelings It shouldn’t be this hard When we’ve come so far Please don’t fall apart Now after the sun has finally set I’m drivin in my car just to forget that We just needed the right words Now they’re trippin through our heads like they’re in a short skirt It shouldn’t be this hard It couldn’t be too hard
13.
Just another day Hearin' yourself say "Better watch your step Or you'll lose your precious head" But you can't stop the twilight No you can't stop the twilight Wakin up so high Have to rub your eyes But you can't stop the twilight No you can't stop the twilight Lost in the night Can't seem to find... Can't find the green light Crawling through the sand Hand over desperate hand Can't see in the smoke Cause you can't seem to know... Can't seem to know... Can't seem to know You gotta go with the flow A present without a bow But you can't stop the twilight Find your way out of the night Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? Can't stop the twilight Can't stop the twilight Can't find your way out of the night Are you alright? Are you alright? Can't seem to take the dive Can't seem to brave the other side Can't pick a side Are you alright? Can I get you a light? Can I borrow a light? But you can't stop the twilight Are you alright, my white knight? My shining, my shining white knight, Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? Cause you can't stop the twilight Can't stop the twilight

about

The second-most-ideal setting for listening to this album is to listen to it all at once, right now, with a pair of trustworthy headphones or speakers. Think of it as an autumn night with the windows open, listening to the radio and letting it take you somewhere.

The first-most-ideal setting for listening to this album is to start by listening to our entire catalog of albums over the course of one day, aided by ample amounts of candy and as many cats walking around for you to pet as possible.

Once you have listened to our five preceding albums, you are ready. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes. Try to imagine stretching out your hand to the night sky. Now imagine your hand starts to reach up, up, up, into the clouds! What are you reaching for?

Is it victory?
Is it funky?

xoxo MLEMON

credits

released December 1, 2022

Written, recorded, and produced by Asher Meerovich and McKinley Claire.

Our effervescent radio host is DJ Orphan Welles.
"Kaleidoscope" by Ray Bradbury reading by Forrest Lyman.

This album was recorded with:

- Gibson, Danelectro, and Fender electric guitars
- Breedlove Discovery Concerto acoustic guitar
- Remo Signature Series Rem Mobley djembe
- Dusty Strings Ravenna 26-string harp
- Kevin Spears Pro 23-key kalimba
- Recording King lap steel guitar
- Costello 120-bass accordion
- Thunderbird bass guitar
- Chicago 5-string banjo
- Yamaha 535 keyboard
- Hohner harmonicas
- Ajna tongue drum
- Unmarked violin
- Luna mandolin
- Ludwig drums
- Glockenspiel
- Egg shakers
- MPK Mini
- Cowbell
- Agogo
- Kazoo

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