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Are You Just Going to Stand There Like a MLEMON?

by MLEMON

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1.
Let’s be languid while the bombs are dropping Let’s be kissing while the world’s all burning Let’s hit snooze on the world’s end clock Nap away the last day and ride the wave till we’re saved But there’s no one waiting for us on those shores There’s no one knocking for us on the wood of Heaven's door So let’s all be dystopian nation basics So we can all drink until we are nuclear wasted Let’s leave a bread crumb trail of goodly deeds hoping that Salvation will find its way back to me Feed a man a fish and he will choke upon a bone Teach a man to fish and he will drown before he can get home Cause no matter what we do, we go it alone We go it alone
2.
Pile O' Mud 05:03
Oooh, it’s a sunny day out here.... It’s a good day for getting our faces so goddamn dirty There is muddy water for everyone to drink and feel the power Getting down and dirty in the blood of the swamp We’re going down to the river for the muddy water romp Don’t pretend you didn’t know what it was We’re getting up to our eyeballs when we roll in the mud Hey - grab that wheelbarrow, honey I’m always in need of someone strong To help move these big piles of mud with me Hey - you wanna grab that shovel? You wanna bring it on over to the mud? You wanna push the canoe through the mud? You wanna sit in the canoe in the mud? You wanna sit in the canoe and say ‘Hey, this isn’t water! This is mud!’ Getting down and dirty in the blood of the swamp We’re going down to the river for the muddy water romp Don’t pretend you didn’t know what it was We’re getting up to our eyeballs when we roll in the mud I say we bathe in mud I say we dig the mud I say we love the mud I say we live the mud I say we eat the mud I say we drink the mud I say we be the mud I say we be the mud She says ‘Hey! I can’t make lemonade with this This is some muddy fuckin' water That came from honest to god mud from a swamp Where did you even get mud in these parts?’ And I says ‘Listen lady, We’re in the muddy part of town; We live in mud; we got mud for days; Mud even for a glass of muddyade. Getting down and dirty in the blood of the swamp We’re going down to the river for the muddy water romp Don’t pretend you didn’t know what it was We’re getting up to our eyeballs when we roll in the mud Pile of mud!
3.
Our lives together sing about a pilgrimage in stained glass Our gravestones sipping tea as the long years fail to pass We sail together like we’re on a marionette string The only thing we’re missing is a summer palace after the spring We’ll live in peacock feathers Until the judgement day When our clothes will be stripped away But our crowns will remain We grow a garden sweeter than a passion fruit lemonade Hopscotching through the chapters of the storybook promenade Living on wedding cake and glasses of champagne We won’t grow silver if we rule the golden age We’ll live in peacock feathers Until the judgement day When our clothes will be stripped away But our crowns will remain Until our ship sets sail We rule the golden age Until our ship sets sail We rule the golden age
4.
Mt. Osho 04:45
Oh misery might love company But not me, no how, no way Just give me a windowsill all by myself To watch the falling rain I’d rather spend a lifetime Drifting upon the oceans waves Then be buffeted by the winds of someone else’s fate If I could live upon the tides They’d all have theirs and I’d have mine If I were a flower alone on the sea No one could pull my pedals out just to ask me if He loves me or He loves me not She loves me or She loves me not Oh honesty’s a good policy But not when you’re lying on your back You're drinking drinks to kill time When you should just face the facts That your heart will always be too heavy For someone else’s raft And you’re the only one who can lift your chin up, reach your boot straps Find yourself upon the vast lonesome map But until then If I could live upon the tides They’d all have theirs and I’d have mine If I were a flower alone on the sea No one could pull my pedals out just to ask me if He loves me or He loves me not She loves me or She loves me not
5.
This city is forsaken my dear And if you want to know why Look towards the sky under the Orlaj Right when the clock strikes nine There’s not enough holy water in the holy sea To wash these streets And the bells are tolling As the church’s angels sleep For this is not a world inherited by the meek Through restless dreams of ancient things Eating both wolves and sheep, the heroes and the weak As the red clouds roll overhead The city of the living dead Be sure to bring a map If you return to those strange back roads Don’t look behind Or you might find A shadow of a different kind But through the myths and the evening mist You'll forget your lovers kiss, forget your earthly bliss As the red clouds roll overhead The city of the living dead They all sing hallelujah As they pray for you Forgive them, my sinner They know not what they do As the red clouds roll overhead The city of the living dead Raining blasphemy And cursing the Holy See The rapture will never come For those of us with serpent tongues As the red clouds roll overhead The city of the grieving dead Welcome to the city of the living dead
6.
Another day Another enlightenment Another warning Not to screw this up again Everyone here is a prince of god, yeah Everyone here has their third eye open, uh huh Everyone here is just bursting with transcendental goodwill among men Yeah well I’m just bursting with boredom as we hum these hymns a thousand times I swear I can feel my eyeballs melting as we repeat these mantras morning noon and night Getting dirty sneers for my midnight prayers said with Captain Morgan reeking on my breath At least he’s steering me towards a friendlier sea But the idea of spending eternity in Angkor Wat with these angry wasps makes me think I should’ve stayed home and started a band So you can ditch the pleasures of the flesh I can take them with me Cause now the pleasures of the rest Leave me feeling like a Hebrew slave at the bottom level of a pyramid scheme With no lonely Moses to be found Just rows upon rows of pharaohs with buzz cuts Pointing me towards another Another day Another enlightenment Another warning That this is my last chance Twenty more years at this rate and I’ll be ready to rot So when they find me wasted on the temple steps Screaming gibberish at the legions of worshippers Don’t be alarmed or happy for me Because I'm not having an epiphany and I won't be having any more soon I've got the monastery blues
7.
His eyes so big they reflect the Milky Way Such a far out babe to fall from outer space He’s an oh so special extraterrestrial He’s an interstellar star of the stereo Leavin' me moonstruck Losin' my senses I’m all out Of chances to keep my feet grounded Cause I am so starry eyed and hypnotized by this charismatic cosmic guy He’s got tales from the ether and gifts from far galaxies He’s got passion as vast as the secrets of the seven seas We’ll eat lunch and supper inside his UFO And kiss on the lonely hills of old abandoned Pluto Leavin' me moonstruck Losin' my senses I’m all out Of chances to keep my feet grounded Cause I am so starry eyed and hypnotized by this charismatic cosmic guy He’s got me sleepin' in stardust And swearing by Venus Our planetary princess of love, love, love After taking his hand, the earth fell away without a trace of my remorse to marr the velvet of space We visited pastel planets, and solar storms, wormhole highways and asteroid resorts We honeymooned on the far side of the moon after he proposed with a ring of Saturn So to your God's gray earth with all its dismal war, I will not likely ever return We broadcast all our favorite hits to star gazers far and near And he even let me leave a lipstick smear on Haley’s comet before it disappeared around the helisphere We have so much space to roam, my music astronaut and i So we can boogie through the final frontier until the day we die Singing moon la la la Moon la la la
8.
You'd rather not get out of bed Just sleep away the rest of the day You’d rather walk down to the park And roll through the grass to see just how fast you can go You’d rather order food from home Watch some TV, pour yourself a drink You’d rather go out on the town Hang out with your friends till it’s light again But despite everything we do I’ll still always love to disagree with you You’ll want to paint the house bright blue Even though you know I prefer yellow You’ll always hog the quilt at night Till I’m left with the sheets curled up for heat You’ll end up eating the same meals Cause we’re too tired to cook, we’d rather just look in the pantry You’ll start to lose all your hair But I’ll still think you’re cute in your velvet suit But despite everything we do I’ll still always love to disagree with you Yeah despite all that we’ve been through I still want to spend the rest of my life with you
9.
It’s the little things you do when no one's looking That endear me to your personality I've heard them say that love can stagnate over time But they must not have seen you do the things that I have seen Every day is like I’m learning a new secret A private picture show that you don’t even mean to give It’s like I walk into the bathroom or the kitchen or the yard And rub my eyes when I just watch you live You know you look so good That I stop and stare When I see you just don’t care what no one thinks I saw you pissin' in the sink I saw you drinking orange juice right from the jug I saw you driving with your knees I saw you rubbing one out right there on the rug I saw you buying Hennessey I saw you drinking by yourself on Tuesday night Then you caught my eye and shot me such a saucy wink When I saw you pissing in the sink Sure, you’re real polite in public When you’re in your Sunday best And you fit right in with high society And I love to see you when you go and talk your fancy talk About politics and foreign policy These suits don’t ever see you stick your tongue out They probably see you as a fine lady But when I take you home and I get you all alone There’s a side of you that I’ve been waiting to see When the heels come off And the drinks come out If the snobs could see you now, they’d faint and shout When I saw you pissin' in the sink I saw you drinking orange juice right from the jug I saw you driving with your knees I saw you rubbing one out right there on the rug I saw you buying Hennessey I saw you drinking by yourself on Tuesday night Then you caught my eye and shot me such a saucy wink When I saw you pissing in the sink
10.
Curtain Call 03:22
Before you kiss me, you should kiss the sky The earth and all its creatures too, there's one hundred reasons why In the ocean they have seen your face And heralded your coming from miles away Lots of people come and stop and stare It's plain to me to see that I'm the last one here Everyone has gathered on the shore To call your name out and celebrate your birth You're the last one standing The purest on this earth Your coming was predicted It's the greatest mystery I know Why you should go When you could stay right here What's out there waiting for us doesn't have to get clear We can keep it a secret from everyone that we know If you only tell me so And the trees will keep our secrets And the moon will shine on them No one has to see what we do When we go in the earth No one has to see what we become Because we join with the rocks and soil The only thing we go to return to We go together And I see in your face that the sky is turning It's pressing down on me The sun is setting on us now We might as well make our peace with everything around us While we have the chance

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THE MLEM COMMANDMENTS:

2. THOU SHALT SQUIRT CITRUS IN THE EYE OF GENRE
3. THOU SHALT BE A SLUT FOR INSPIRATION
4. ANYTHING CAN BE AN INSTRUMENT, AND EVERY INSTRUMENT IS INVITED TO THE PARTY
5. THOU SHALT NEVER TRASH A PROJECT
6. THOU SHALT NOT RELEASE EPS
7. THOU SHALT ALWAYS STRIVE TO LURE LISTENERS TO A WORLD OF INTRIGUE, WHERE LIMITATIONS VANISH AND THE FULL POSSIBILITY OF MUSIC IS REVEALED
8. THOU SHALT BALANCE HUMOR AND DEPTH
9. THOU SHALT NEVER CATER OR PANDER
10 THOU SHALT STAY HUMBLE
11. THOU SHALT LIVE MLEMONY

Shout out to B-Dawg, our muddy guest star~

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released September 1, 2020

This album was created with:

- Epiphone and Gibson guitars
- Thunderbird bass guitar
- Recording King lap steel
- Yamaha 535 keyboard
- Bag of potato chips
- Hohner harmonicas
- Costello accordion
- 3/4 size violin
- Luna mandolin
- Ludwig drums
- Glockenspiel
- Kala ukelele
- Taishogoto
- MPK mini
- Melodica
- Marimba
- Shekere
- Congas
- Claves
- Kazoo
- Gong
- One very good mic (thanks Dave <3)

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